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By Ross Petras

By Kathryn Petras

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Baffling gaffes and fantastic fumbles
Yup, they really said that! This daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations will have you truly SMH and ROTFL. Truth-challenged politicians (“I never claimed to be Jewish. I said I was ‘Jew-ish.’” —Rep. George Santos). Pointless 911 calls (“How do I delete a voice mail from my phone?”). What not to say in court (“When we robbed that gas station, was I there?” —defendant, acting as his own defense attorney, questioning his codefendant). Plus, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees (“Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”) and hilarious headlines (KNIFE CRIME SOARS TO RECORD LEVEL AS POLICE CHIEFS BLAME CUTS—Daily Telegraph headline).

Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.

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On Sale: Aug 6, 2024
Page Count: 640 pages
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN-13: 9781523525263

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Andrea Pippins is an illustrator and author who has a passion for creating images that reflect what she wants to see in art, media, and design. Her work has been featured in Essence Magazine, The New York Times, and O: The Oprah Magazine. She has produced artwork for brands such as ESPN, Five Below, Instagram, Sephora, Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts, Malala Fund, Nick Jr., USPS and VH1. Andrea is the author of several books and journals for young readers about community and creativity, and the illustrator of Young, Gifted and Black; Step Into Your Power; and Big Ideas for Young Thinkers. Andrea is based in Stockholm.

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Ross Petras

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Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’tMatter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.

Kathryn Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with her brother, Ross Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Kathryn lives with her family in Seattle.

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